happy birthday to me!

birthday present to myself (i know my b-day's not for a few weeks, but why wait for the actual *day* to get presents?!! i'm all for it's-my-birthday-YEAR-round):




photo booth + drunk cousin & her drunk friends=



i really wish i could have the "i'm drunk" excuse sometimes... i should just pretend. i mean, for REAL, what the EFFER is up with my gnarly face in that last shot (yes, i know there's nothing i can do about the fucked up face i was born with, i'm talking about ... ??? what's that???)??!!!

HELLLOOOO??? the fuck?