best toothbrush EVER!

the oral-b braun electric toothbrush is the best EVER!

i used to work at britesmile when i was "working on my business" and thought pushing electric toothbrushes was all bullshit...and just plain ol' MEAN (to push shit on people). but while visiting my sister in sf, we stopped at costco (LOVE costco, btw!!) and found that same toothbrush that britesmile was selling for $100 at $90 for 2! so my persuasive charm convinced my mom (parents were also visiting her at the same time) to buy the damn thing for the two of us. :) hee.

H-O-L-Y SHIT! i swear to god. that night when i used the fricken thing, i kinda wanted to barf when i realized how much regular toothbrushes DON'T do! and it's not that i don't take care of my teeth -- i do. i may not floss regularly like i'm supposed to, but i NEVER not brush. not even if i'm really fucking tired.

getting one of these is by far a wise investment if you care anything about yourself. the $100 is well worth it. the replacement heads will run you $19.99 for a 3 pack. or you can get a 6 pack for $25 (or was it $35..?? can't remember) from costco (and obviously if you own a costco card, i would just get the toothbrush(es) from there).

it doesn't matter what model you get, just as long as it has a small head like the one i have pictured. i personally think the oral-b is better than sonicare because of the head size. it allows you to reach your molars with ease. but if you don't believe me, get the sonicare. it's better to just have an electric toothbrush than not. but if i were you, i'd trust me and get the oral-b. :)

and btw -- there are no "i'm too lazy" excuses or whatever bullshit you want to throw at me. because truth is, you don't do any work! the fabulous oral-b braun does all of it! and be sure to brush for 2 minutes. really. don't try to blame me that "it didn't work" because YOU think 15 seconds is enough to brush your nasty-funkola-ass mouth. :)

my obvious rating: :) :) :) :) :)

i'm not sure how much longer it'll be on sale at target:
oral-b braun at target.com

which one do i want?

just in case you need some persuasion that you really *should* mark my words and get everything i blog about:

email titled: world's best world's best finder EVER!!! (thanks, joe!!!)

ok, you just completely rock. that's all i have to say about you. you bring the rock. i wish we hung out more because you are just too cool. my roomates were saying today as they scrubbed the non-poop smelling toilet with a mr. clean magic eraser, 'how does jackie FIND all this stuff?'

but beyond that, you are so fucking funny. you need a show. and you need to blog more. i'll be reading! i'll miss you!

sorry, i know posting some of that was probably unnecessary, but i've been feeling a bit down lately and need the boost. :)