god bless jury duty

yay! i'm sooo excited to go to jury duty!!! woo hoo! :) i know, sounds like i'm on crack, right? well, that may be true, but i am actually just fucking happy to NOT have to go to work for 14 hours (times that by 3x a week, it woud be 5 if i didn't have "class"). "class", because i have to drop the fuck out since i'm at work for 14 bloody hours a fucking fuck day! FUCK! so "class" is my only out to GET OUT of work at a "normal" time. mother fucker. fucking balls. oh, and NO overtime. fucking getting raped. bastards.

i think i have a swearing disease. fuckshitbitch disease. does that exist?

anyway.....mindi, i just wanted to let you know that i took 3 bags for you tonight (and YES, i was totally fucking allowed to). (and yes, this is what it's come down to, me writing people via my blog since i don't exactly have free time anymore.)

yay for independence day. can't wait!

wanna hear the funniest thing? apparently, i'm the "go to" person for grammatical error checks pre- sending professional emails. (did i just make you fall off your chair and get back on it and fall off it again and puke out your breakfast?) WTF?! do they NOT hear me talk? OBVIOUSLY they don't read my blog. i couldn't give a flying fucking shit about grammar. ha! maybe it's from being at ru for 3 1/2 years. SO I DID LEARN SOMETHING FROM THE 'OL RU AFTER ALL. W-O-W. and here i thought it was just how to mass mail with style... for real, i am like....stuffing queen. ACTUALLY, i recall someone at ru calling me the stuffing queen. how sick is that?! i got some MAD skillz, yo.

and i quote: "why can't this program come with a jackie?"