a few things...

so...i KNOW people are dumb but you know, every ONCE in awhile, i'd like to think there are a *few* smart ones beyond all the ones that i already know......

who the FUCK -- WHAT the fuck...???!!!! correct me if i'm wrong -- did we NOT have a snowstorm this weekend? hmm??? well, my still-great-vision saw a LUNATIC wearing OPEN TOE SHOES!!!!!! NO, it DOESN'T stop there... WITH PANTYHOSE!!!!

please read the following closely:

a) open toe shoes in JANUARY is a big fucking NO-NO. not only do you look RETARDED, you MUST be ....COLD??????!!!!!

b) PANTYHOSE + OPEN TOE SHOES = MAJOR fashion faux pas (i know i'm not all that "fashionable," but it's a bit different -- I DON'T CARE). might as well just shoot yourself dead before everyone else does.

c) pantyhose + open toe shoes PLUS snow OUTSIDE = you have got to have ABSOLUTELY NO brain AT ALL.

d) do you not watch the news?

e) even if you don't watch the news, don't you have a window? did you not see it SNOWING (and not just snowing, i mean snowing) outside before you walked your dumbass out the door in open toe shoes (+ pantyhose)?

f) NO person that would do such a thing could EVER make it on my friend list. i would rather hang out with satan herself, my sister. (woah! that's huge -- so yeah, get it in your head that you are one big fucking IDIOT.)

g) are you THAT insecure that you can't face the public looking all schlump-y?? feel sorry for you....

h) FYI -- that does NOT make you look hot/sexy/cool/cute because it only makes you look like you have no brains, hence my criticizing here....

now if only i could relay this message to that dumb girl(s)...