steak n' potatoes

me: this is the first time i'm having steak since high school

[enter: mom's rolling eyeballs look]
mom: yeah... do you know how hard it is to cook for a vegetarian?

[dad & sis talking at the same time]
dad: ugh. yeah. so junk.

sis: oh yeah.. i forgot you were a vegetarian

me: [defending myself] well, i still ate seafood!!

they all glance at me with the look of death.. yikes....

well thank goodness i'm a cold-hearted meat eater again (wtf was i thinking????!!!! stupid 'faces of death')... besides, i have to make up for all those animals that died for me (all rolled up in my closet & on all of my bags)... just trying to pick up the slack, that's all...