the grizzlee bear

sleep: the natural, regularly recurring rest for the body, during which there is little or no concious thought

oh... really? wow. sounds nice. how on earth do i achieve THAT when the grizzlee bear is present in the room?????? OMG! i swear he was blowing bubbles or something the other night... or maybe he dreams via snoring or something....... ??

so i tell him this morning that he needs to go to the doctor for his snoring (and my mom at the same time says that she tells him that all the time) and he responds, "you guys were all sleeping when i was up."

"well yeah, dad, that's because you were UP & NOT snoring! so we were actually able to GET some sleep!"