l&laholics anonymous

you know it's bad when you meet someone for the first time and they say to you (FIRST words out of their mouth), "oh!!! are you the l & l girl?!" yes, that *actually* happened to me last night at the pizza joint when i ran into my friend & those words were spoken by her friend that i've only heard of... sick i tell you!

i confessed i've been there 7 times but then he said he went two days in a row. yay! so i'm not that bad. :) oh shit wait. i've done that too. crap! yikesies.

i'm just trying to embrace the hawaiian in me, that's ALL. really. i mean -- you know, um. yeah. just trying to... uh... yeah. well anyway. can we not talk about this anymore? you know, my mom actually said "da kine*!" i wanted to die laughing when i heard her say that.

if you're not from hawaii, you won't get this but there is an actual bumper sticker on all kinds of cars that reads:

PROUD TO BE HA-Y-N

of course, i would never be caught dead with one of those. unless, of course, if i wanted to make everyone i know laugh because they know that i'm soo not anything that that bumper sticker represents (yes, i'm hawaiian but that's not what i'm talking about).

so i'm an addict. what the fuck. who gives a shit. just let me be. you know, there are WORSE things to be addicted to...

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*da kine: Versatile word used to replace words that can't be remembered or are unknown while you are speaking

btw -- sorry, i know i haven't been keeping up with my pidgin-to-english translations. so i just added one to my blog 'backing up & falling down'