mid-life crisis

i really AM going through a mid-lifer right now!!!

I JUST FOUND MY FIRST WHITE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL ME NOW! PLEASE! I WANT TO DIE! (just kidding, really. not being literal here)

but really, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm an oldfuckingmaid.