"safe" place

have one of those?

what the hell is the point of having a "safe" place if you don't know where the fuckass it is????!!!!

first, i've lost my social security card in it (and this was a long time ago). so i bring out the passport. well, somewhere along the way, i've decided to tuck away my passport in that "safe" place too (and no, not in the same "safe" place as the ss card, a different one). "safe" place my ass! so SAFE i can't fucking find it!

i need one or the other for paperwork on monday.... so i better find that stupid place soon...

idiot.